For the last 12 days I have had a monster cold..hacking like I was going to cough up Detroit..which then turned into a sinus infection..and now is just too much…so a visit to the 24 hour emergency/urgent care clinic will be today’s major activity…it is open from 8-3 on Saturdays. It seems a Steve Wright joke has turned into prophecy.
Steven Wright is one of my favorite comics…his jokes are so obvious it is painful. “It’s a small small world…but I wouldn’t want to paint it.” His straight deadpan delivery makes them even funnier, so matter of fact.
“I put my humidifier and dehumidifier in the living room…and let them fight it out.”
My favorite one:
“I pull up in my van to the Mini-Mart down my street, the owner is locking up the door to a dark store. I say Hey! Whatcha’ doing? The sign says 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The owner looks at me and says….Not in a row.”
The web site for the urgent care clinic says on the top banner….24 hours a day 7 days a week…and then on a side bar…gives hours M-F 7-7…and Saturday 7-3…